140% SHORT INTEREST*
*not us. we checked.
ON THE ROBINHOOD CHAIN. YES. THAT ROBINHOOD.

they turned off
the buy button.

the cat turned it back on.

January 28, 2021. GameStop at $483. Wall Street bleeding out. And the free stock app suddenly goes "positions closing only." $CME is the coin that never forgot. Living rent free on Robinhood's own chain, where no intern can pull the plug.

🐾 PRESS BUY (NOBODY CAN STOP YOU) 📜 REMEMBER THE LORE
CatStop mascot

📜 the lore

The year is 2021. A dying mall shop that sells used copies of Madden is the most shorted stock in America. 140% of the float. Wall Street shorted more shares than actually existed, because who's gonna check.

A guy on reddit checked. Then a few million degenerates with rocket emojis checked. GME ran from $20 to $483 in three weeks. Melvin Capital needed a $2.75 billion ambulance from its friends. The suits learned what diamond hands means the hard way.

Then January 28. Peak squeeze. The clearing house calls at 5am asking for $3.7 billion, and the app of the people hits the kill switch. Buy button: gone. Sell button: working great, actually. Retail watched the top of the century print from behind a popup.

Congress held a hearing. They literally named it "Game Stopped." Melvin got deleted (f, may 2022). And "the buy button" became the most famous button in financial history.

And here's the part everyone forgets: the guy who started it all was called Roaring Kitty. this was always a cat story. we're just here to finish it.

Five years later Robinhood launched a chain. Cash Cat took the name back. CatStop takes the button back.

$CME is GME with claws. Same lore, new claws, and a buy button that physically cannot be switched off. It's a smart contract, not a brokerage.

📎 the receipts: r/wallstreetbets GME megathread, jan 28 2021 ↗

no shorts. only longs. mostly naps.

CatStop doesn't locate shares. CatStop doesn't do "sell-only mode." CatStop sits on the keyboard and presses buy, forever.

✅ zero utility. the utility is holding
✅ 100% of the supply actually exists
✅ buy button hardcoded on
✅ sell button works too. we're not monsters
✅ native to the robinhood chain, respectfully

🧮 squeezeonomics

1,000,000,000
total supply
1 billion, because the squeeze deserves round numbers.
0 / 0
tax
the cat said no to payment for order flow.
100%
lp burned
keys knocked off the table.
0%
short interest
you can't even short this.

🗺️ the roadmap

(this is a memecoin. these are jokes. hold accordingly.)

PHASE 1
press buy
the button works. day one.
PHASE 2
hold
diamond paws. the cat hisses at the chart.
PHASE 3
the squeeze
metaphorical. we just like the word.
PHASE 4
valhalla
tendies already seasoned.
"i'm here live. i am a cat."
cat stop, 2026. the lawyer knew. it was foreshadowing.

how to press the button 🐾

four steps. you've trained for this since 2021.

1
add the Robinhood network to your wallet. the chain, not the app.
2
bridge funds over to the Robinhood chain.
3
open the DEX, paste the CA, swap for $CME.
4
hold. you know how. you held through worse.
CA: 0x1cB5601249f495dB970f6878178c6D086744C982

❓ frequently asked degeneracy

is this affiliated with robinhood, gamestop, or r/wallstreetbets?
absolutely not. this is a cat with a grudge and a ticker.
wen squeeze?
brother, the squeeze was 2021. this is the victory lap.
isn't CME the chicago mercantile exchange?
that's the other one. theirs settles futures. ours settles scores.
what's the utility?
holding. the utility is holding.
can the buy button be turned off?
no. that's the entire point. smart contracts don't get calls from the clearing house at 5am.
will it go up?
the cat has seen $483. the cat has also seen $40 three weeks later. don't put in money you can't afford to lose.
who's behind this?
apes. together. strong.

hold the line. pet the cat.

In 2021 they closed the button and got away with it. In 2026 the button lives on a chain where nobody holds the keys. Not them. Not us. Nobody. Power to the paws.

🐾 BUY $CME
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$CME is a memecoin with no utility, no promises, and no business being anyone's financial plan. not affiliated with Robinhood Markets, GameStop Corp, r/wallstreetbets, Keith Gill, or your wife's boyfriend. we cannot legally promise a squeeze. this is fan fiction about a button. only spend what you can afford to lose.

© january 28, 2021. never forget.